Aug 23: sniffle sniffle

To set the tone for this entry, I highly suggest you read it while listening to the provided Boyz II Men video.



Feeling meloncholy? Good. And yes, I misspelled that on purpose.

As most of you know from my excessive facebook selling, we are moving soon. Not far, just a few blocks really, but the yard is shared and there is too little space for my grand container garden. We can take some, but many will have to either stay with the new tenants (if they want them), become adopted by friends, or -choke & shudder- join the compost.


We can take the dwarves. And happily they are producing well. But the others... well... I think the music conveys how I'm feeling... (you ARE listening to it aren't you???)

Sigh, how they grow. I can remember when they were nothing but seeds at home depot. These jungle tomatoes must go. They are producing late and will be full of tomatoes next month... anyone have a sunny patio or terrace for them?

I MIGHT get to eat these before we go. Lots more coming that I won't though (bursts into uncontrollable sobs).

Oh watermelon, I had such high hopes for you, but I should have started you under lamps a little earlier. Anyone have a sunroom they might spend the fall in?

I'm counting this as a watermelon!!! See? It's totally producing. Hard to say how successful the melons will be though.

I'm totally potting this today and it will come will us as a houseplant. Pretty impressive considering I had given up on it and completely ignored it.

This is the real tragedy. A total dilemma. Definitely can't take them, they're crazy heavy to move, and we don't know if the new tenants will want them. If I have to take them apart I will be so soooooooo sad.

Likewise with these. My lovelies! Oh my lovely lovelies!

And your lovely mildew from all that rain! My research said that you'd be okay despite it, but honestly, it was a halfhearted attempt at finding a cure. It's hard to see any point now.

There's like, 8 of these! Waaaaaaaahh!

Wittle cucumber. We had one other good-sized one that Vera devoured. I'm okay leaving this one, it was a miracle plant and we got to eat from it. Satisfied.

Saddest little bean plant that I've ignored. Pushed through and made some beans anyway. Way 2 go little guy, way 2 go. Now to pull you up and toss you in the compost.

My next entry will hopefully be some ripe dwarf tomatoes and house plant funtimes. So sad I don't get my big yard though. Someday, I suppose. Someday.

July 22: kablooey tomatoes

Some of these are sideways again. A little neck craning never killed anyone though, right?

The pea planters are now void of peas, but a couple little beans have popped up! I don't know what went wrong with the peas... too sunny maybe? Me no know.

The remaining scraggly plants from the fence patch: zucchini (left) and beans (right). Way 2 go guys! U can do it!

Watermelons doing well and close to flowering. Still anxious to see if we get anything from them.

Lost a watermelon plant!! Waaaah! It drowned. I had a tray under it and it rained while we were away, flooding the planter. It should have never had a tray to begin with. IDIOT.

Cantaloupe looking a bit worse for wear, but flowering nonetheless. These melons are fickle little jerks!

Cucumbers doing super duper. Makin' cukes, workin' it, doin' it right.

Squash are looking good, but still haven't sent out any main runners. Soon, hopefully...

Pumpkins are SLAMMING. We had a close call with this planter – the wood beneath these plants gave way. Luckily Mike reinforced it before it was too late. I would've been sooooo sad to lose these guys.

The x-treme pepper plant is barely visible amid the tomato jungle. It's actually grown recently though, and looks like it'll flower soon. That'd be nice, you know?

Tomato planter jungle!! I only put cages on two plants, and the others obviously need them too. Hopefully we grab some this week, otherwise they'll be waay too far gone.

The dwarf tomatoes are making tomatoes!!! YAAAAAAAAYYY!!!

My monster tomatoes are OUT OF CONTROL. They exploded over the weekend and they won't stop growing HUGE. They are beyond cages, I think I'll need a bigger structure to surround the entire pots. Hopefully the tomatoes they produce are monstrous as well.


Overall, VERY excited for August!!! Plants makin' food! Exciting!

July 14: rain rain you're okay

Lovin' this rain, if only for my plants' sake (and for all the farmers). Everything is going nuts and I can't wait to see what happens when the sun comes back. It's gonna be craaaaayzaaaay!


Herb planter is finally looking useful. I have to thin the mint some more before it chokes out everything else, but no biggie.


My "red pot" tomatoes are totally loco. They're almost twice as high as the others, and I don't have cages for them yet! I had to rescue one after heavy rain as it had slumped over the edge of the pot, and I've added many stick supports, but these babies demand moooooore! No flowers on them yet though... all the smaller ones are slightly ahead in that regard. Apparently, the big guys can talk the talk but can they tomato the tomato?


Tomato planter has overtaken the x-treme pepper plant, and all are on the verge of flowering. Mike picked a bit of thyme and basil and they have gone nuts since then. Yay herbs! We'll likely have some major herb-drying to do this fall.


All the dwarf tomatoes are flowering, which means we'll have plenty of plum tomatoes in our salads this August. Maybe I'll make some salsas too, WHO KNOWS?


Pumpkins are doing so awesome! I've had two huge flowers on them (both male so far) and those insects better damn well be pollinating them! The squash haven't sent out any main runners yet, hopefully they get with the program soon.


A pumpkin!!! Well, a female flower about to open anyway. But the flower is totally preggo with pumpkin! I'm with ya' lady pumpkin, haaang in theeerrre!


Aaaannd I officially have THREE cucumbers growing on my little underdog cucumber plants! Whoop whoop!


The peas are in agony and I don't know how to fix them. They didn't like these planters or something. The beans have flowered though, so we'll likely get a few of those. It's a very sad planter situation. I blew it over here.


The cantaloupe was recently pummeled by a short burst of hail, and a lot of its tender leaves got torn, but it seems to have pulled through. It's even flowering, good sign, no?


The watermelon are definitely growing, but there's no sign of flowers yet. They seem healthy though, and if we have a warm September I might still get a couple little melons from them.


Our first wittle strawberry! The rain has helped a lot. On sunny days I just can't keep these planters moist. We've got some compost coming up soon, and hopefully it helps. Otherwise it may just be gimpy little berries for us this year.

July 5: hi summer!

Everything has been exploding with growth, and the few things that aren't have been nicked from my worry list. Not a lot I can do for them except for try again next year.


The watermelons are thriving since they've been outside. No flower buds yet, but maaaaaaan I hope we at least get some baby melons from them. Just to feel like we've accomplished something.


Cantaloupe are also rocking it. I need to start tying the vines to the trellis; I don't think the little tendrils will do much when it comes to melon time.


Strawberries are shy. They're blossoming and slowly fruiting, but this spot dries the pots SO fast. I seriously have to water them three times a day, and sometimes I forget. In fact, I'm going to go water them right now.


My peas have taken the attitude of "eff this, I'm outta here". It's sad really. I was totally caught off guard by how much water these planters need. This spot in particular (the strawberries are above them) dries really fast due to the constant breeze and the sun. I don't like watering in the heat of the day, but I think waiting 'till evening is what killed these dudes. I doubt I'll get any peas. The beans still seem happy enough though. How the tables have turned!!


This tomato planter is kicking a$$. They are huge. They've benefited from no ant infestation, and they also seem to really like this spot (partial shade even, who knew??). I need to put a few more support sticks in there, but otherwise I have high expectations of their produce capabilities.


My herb planter is finally worth noticing. That's mint, basil, and thyme. The mint took foreeever, but should be thriving just in time for virgin juleps! Do those even exist? They do now!


The rest of the small planter tomatoes. The big ones still have a little ant problem, but seem to be pushing through. We had ant traps around, but then when Vera got sick we were freaking out because we found one with chew marks on it and thought Vera had been poisoned (she hadn't, it was a squirrel). We threw them out. It was better for everyone, squirrel included.


And yes the tomatoes are finally flowering! Woohooo! Must be all my diligent sucker pinching, or maybe because it's just that time of year...


Precious planter box, lookin' good! The thyme on either end is going nuts, and the tomatoes are all happy and starting to flower. The X-treme pepper plant is exactly the same as four weeks ago. In fact, even though it has suffered no damages, it also hasn't changed at all since we planted it. We actually checked to see if it was plastic, because it looks so awesome yet isn't doing anything (cyyyboooorrg!). Should be interesting to see what happens with it.


The pumpkin/squash/tomato planter is totally holding its own, especially the pumpkin, yay!!! Those are dwarf tomatoes btw, and they ARE actually thriving despite their size. However...


...the base stalks of all my pumpkin/squash plants kind of look like this. Does anyone know what is happening here? The stalks are flattening and splitting, yet the plant seems to be fine. I'm worried about insect infections, and losing the whole plant just as it's getting really big. I might try covering the stalks, anyone know how to deal with it otherwise? (this pic is of the biggest pumpkin plant)


Here it is again, except on the squash. This one has split completely, yet the plant still seems okay...


Happy happy cucumber!! I got Mike to make these mesh things to protect them because the birds were hanging around them a little too much for my liking. They're doing awesome, and even though I can barely weed them now and I'll have to cut the mesh to pick cucumbers, the peace of mind really makes it all okay.


The smaller of the two cucumbers, and it's flowering!!! Yaaaaaay!


This is one of the previously dessicated zucchini plants. It kept growing so I'm still watering it. I think it suffered another recent attack though. They're in a bad spot and I'm not sure how well they'll do anyway, so I might just water and observe... so cold. So cold.


This is the patch formerly known as "radishes/cucumbers/corn/sunflowers". Again, I totally underestimated how big the tree above them would get, and they're in the shade a lot. The radishes went to seed already, didn't get any actual radishes from them. The corn and sunflowers are stunted in time and won't be getting much bigger than they are (you can't even see them). The cucumbers are the only saving grace of this patch, and I'll be damned if I lose them!!!